The Black Cloud

Definition:

The term black cloud is a misnomer as it is not a cloud and it is not black.
It is a foggy atmosphere that colors the city with grayish smoke and can usually be seen after the sunset or at night.

Incubation period: always all the time all the year 24/7

Pathology: unknown

Etiology: unknown

Type of patient: creatures including human beings living in Egypt especially in Giza and Cairo

Predisposing factors:

1) Pollution
2) Overcrowding
3) Industrial gases
4) Burning garbage
5) Burning agricultural components
6) Cleopatra cigarette smoking
7) Shisha smoking
8) Global warming
9) The unique condition of the Egyptian weather
10)The endless meaningless governmental statements of their nearby combat against this normal phenomenon

Symptoms:
a)Chest Pain
b)Pica
c)Dizziness
d)Eye irritation
e)Cough
f)Weird behavior
g)Aggressiveness
h)Mental retardation
i)Dyspnea

Signs:
Not yet discovered

Complications:
a.Hypertension
b.Asthma
c.Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease
d.Chronic cough
e.Wheeze
f.Chronic severe depression
g.Anxiety
h.Delirium
i.Alzheimer
j.Cancer lung

Differential Diagnosis:
1.Fire
2.War
3.Grilling & Barbeque

Investigations:
-Chest x-ray
-Brain CT
-I.Q test

Treatment:
Not yet discovered

Prophylaxis:
1)Close all windows

2)Wear an oxygen mask
3)Live outside the Egyptian boarders
4)Get psychological help to accept that you have to adapt yourself as an Egyptian citizen to your natural environmental changes as along as you are still alive and not dead yet